Following absolutely no outrage by the international media, I feel I need to apologise for this photograph which I inadvertently took and used on this website last year. Obviously I had no idea what I was doing when I put my children inside the mouth of a huge crocodile. Although it was made of fibreglass, crikey, it could so easily have gone horribly wrong if it had suddenly come to life! Anyway, I've learnt my lesson – next time I decide to send the girls near crocs, I'll leave the camera at home mate!